“If you don’t read the newspaper, you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed.”

        — Unknown

“You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.”

        — Will Rogers

“It’s only impossible if you stop to think about it!”

        — The Pirates! Band of Misfits

“We’ve spent more money bailing out the banks, in one year, than we’ve spent on Science in Britain, since Jesus.”

        — Professor Brian Cox

“Choose being kind over being right, and you’ll be right every time.”

        — Richard Carlson

“Only drug dealers and software companies call their customers ‘users’”

        — Edward Tufte

“I’m toying with the idea of becoming a useful member of society.”

        — Wally from Dilbert, by Scott Adams

“There’s no money in poetry, but then there’s no poetry in money, either.”

        — Robert Graves

“All the world’s a stage! And here I am in the blooper reel!”

        — Ziggy by Tom Wilson

“Outside show is a poor substitute for inner worth.”

        — Aesop

“When he to whom one speaks does not understand, and he who speaks himself does not understand, that is metaphysics.”

        — Voltaire

“If cats looked like frogs we’d realise what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That’s what people remember.”

        — Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

“No man is a failure who is enjoying life.”

        — William Feather

Saying, “We need to talk,” is the most efficient way to freak someone out.

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)

“The reluctance to put away childish things may be a requirement of genius.”

        — Rebecca Pepper Sinkler

“I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I can borrow.”

        — Woodrow Wilson

“If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today.”

        — E. Joseph Cossman

“There are no passengers on spaceship earth. We are all crew.”

        — Marshall McLuhan

“O Lord, help me not to despise or oppose what I do not understand.”

        — William Penn

“Take risks, dare to fail, remember the first person through the wall always gets hurt.”

        — Aaron Sorkin #