“Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what’s right.”

        — Isaac Asimov

“What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul.”

        — Yiddish Proverb

“The world doesn’t care how many times you fall down, as long as it’s one fewer than the number of times you get back up.”

        — Aaron Sorkin #

“While one person hesitates because he feels inferior, the other is busy making mistakes and becoming superior.”

        — Henry C. Link

“We believe at once in evil, we only believe in good upon reflection. Is this not sad?”

        — Dorothe Deluzy

“The scientist is not a person who gives the right answers, he’s one who asks the right questions.”

        — Claude Lévi-Strauss

“You block your dream when you allow your fear to grow bigger than your faith.”

        — Mary Manin Morrissey

“I am an optimist. It does not seem too much use being anything else.”

        — Winston Churchill

“But considering that the ancient Greeks created democracy and civilisation, you would think they would have created copyright law if they had wanted to.”

        — Lloyd Kaufman #

“I’m sorry but if you’re still using an AOL email address, I just can’t take you seriously.”

        — @HAL9000_

“The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything, or nothing.”

        — Nancy Astor

“You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.”

        — Unknown

“I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.”

        — Groucho Marx

“If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn’t be human. You’d be a game-show host.”

        — Heathers

“His speeches left the impression of an army of pompous phrases moving over the landscape in search of an idea.”

        — William McAdoo

“The first rule of being in a hole is to stop digging.”

        — Unknown

“I’m afraid of no man, and very few women.”

        — Unknown

“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around every once in a while, you just might miss it.”

        — Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

“UNIX was not designed to stop its users from doing stupid things, as that would also stop them from doing clever things.”

        — Doug Gwyn

“For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.”

        — H. L. Mencken

“Marriage is a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.”

        — Beverley Nichols