“Do you love me because I am beautiful, or am I beautiful because you love me?”

        — Cinderella by Oscar Hammerstein II

“No, no, you’re not thinking; you’re just being logical.”

        — Niels Bohr

“The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”

        — Unknown

“Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles.”

        — George Eliot

“Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.”

        — Unknown

“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”

        — Dr. Seuss A.K.A. Theodore Giesel

“A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.”

        — Greek proverb

“Growth for growth’s sake is the ideology of the cancer cell.”

        — Edward Abbey

“As user friendly as a cornered rat.”

        — Seen in a software review

“A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination.”

        — Nelson Mandela

“Nobody cares how much you know, until they know how much you care.”

        — Theodore Roosevelt

“UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.”

        — Dennis Ritchie (1941–2011)

“A company that focuses solely on profits ultimately betrays both itself and society.”

        — Bill Hewlett and David Packard

“Kindness has converted more people than zeal, science, or eloquence.”

        — Mother Teresa

“They make it look so easy. Connecting with another human being. It’s like no one told them it’s the hardest thing in the world.”

        — Dexter, “The Big One”

“Thinking big generally scares everyone.”

        — Neil Gilmer

“It is good for us to keep some account of our prayers, that we may not unsay them in our practice.”

        — Matthew Henry

“Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.”

        — Unknown

“It is expecting too much for a politician to be sincerely interested in the free flow of information.”

        — Graham Perkins

“The English are not a very spiritual people, so they invented cricket to give them some idea of eternity”

        — George Bernard Shaw

“If you are using PowerPoint to even 25% of its potential, your presentation will probably suck.”

        — Karl Seguin, Goodbye Microsoft Office