“In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.”

        — Mignon McLaughlin

“Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.”

        — Charles Schulz

“A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.”

        — William Faulkner

“For all sad words of tongue and pen, The saddest are these, ‘It might have been’.”

        — John Greenleaf Whittier

“Great minds have purposes, little minds have wishes.”

        — Washington Irving

“I think it’s adorable when people assume I’m interested in anything they have to say before I’ve had my coffee.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)

“I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.”

        — Mark Twain

“Well done is better than well said.”

        — Benjamin Franklin

“The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it’s still on the list!”

        — Unknown

“If it ain’t broke, it’s probably a banker.”

        — Dolly (@TheDollSays)

“It’s great to be great but it’s greater to be human.”

        — Will Rogers

“You can’t turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again.”

        — Bonnie Prudden

“Bore: A man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company.”

        — Gian Vincenzo Gravina

“Why not go out on a limb? Isn’t that where the fruit is?”

        — Frank Scully

“I have always imagined that paradise will be a kind of library.”

        — Jorge Luis Borges

“Be curious, not judgemental.”

        — Walt Whitman

“I am no longer willing to drive toward the future, using the rear-view mirror as my means of navigation.”

        — Anthony Robbins

“He bites his tongue who speaks in haste.”

        — Turkish Proverb

“Yesterday. All those backups seemed a waste of pay. Now my database has gone away. Oh, I believe in yesterday.”

        — Ben Simo (@QualityFrog)

“If you cannot win, make the one ahead of you break the record.”

        — Jan McKeithen

“Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination.”

        — John Dewey

“I have always wished for my computer to be as easy to use as my telephone; my wish has come true because I can no longer figure out how to use my telephone.”

        — Bjarne Stroustrup

“Technology doesn’t make us dumb. It just allows us to make others aware of how dumb we are.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane)