“Love doesn’t just sit there like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new.”

        — Ursula K. Le Guin

“Three words, eight letters, three syllables, five vowels, three consonants, two nouns, one emotion, many meanings, a big lie, a rare truth: I LOVE YOU!”

        — MJ (@_iamMJ)

“Listen to many, speak to a few.”

        — William Shakespeare

“God writes a lot of comedy. The trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad actors who don’t know how to play funny.”

        — Garrison Keillor

“The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page.”

        — Saint Augustine

“Labour disgraces no man; unfortunately, you occasionally find men who disgrace labour.”

        — Ulysses S. Grant

“I don’t wanna live in a city where the only cultural advantage is that you can make a right turn on a red light.”

        — Woody Allen

“Serendipity is not randomness, serendipity […] is unexpected relevance.”

        — Jeff Jarvis, This Week in Google

“The heart is the first feature of working minds.”

        — Frank Lloyd Wright

“All the coffee in Columbia won’t make me a morning person.”

        — Unknown

“Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.”

        — George Jean Nathan

“There are two seasons in Scotland: June and winter.”

        — Billy Connolly

“There are those that avoid failure, and those that seek success; those that avoid complexity, and those that seek simplicity.”

        — Simon Harris (@haruki_zaemon)

“There is nothing more genuine than breaking away from the chorus to learn the sound of your own voice.”

        — Po Bronson

“Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humour to console him for what he is.”

        — Francis Bacon

“Corporate policy is the great leveller, allows the gibbering idiot not to think and drives the intelligent to gibbering idiocy.”

        — Adam Donnison

“Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.”

        — Max L. Forman

“In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn’t exists, so let’s not hope for one.”

        — Ze Frank, The Show, 18 Apr 2006

“A library is thought in cold storage.”

        — Herbert Samuel

“Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.”

        — Garrison Keillor

“The object-oriented version of ‘Spaghetti code’ is, of course, ‘Lasagna code’. (Too many layers).”

        — Roberto Waltman

“The wages of sin are death, but after they take the taxes out, it’s more like a tired feeling.”

        — Paula Poundstone

“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.”

        — Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

“A morning without coffee is like sleep.”

        — Unknown

“Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.”

        — Turkish Proverb

“Does anybody remember Microsoft? They use to be a big company.”

        — Mitch Wagner, This Week in Google

Javascript had to “look like Java” only less so, be Java’s dumb kid brother or boy-hostage sidekick. Plus, I had to be done in ten days or something worse than Javascript would have happened.

        — Brendan Eich, creator of Javascript

“Never discourage anyone who continually makes progress, no matter how slow.”

        — Plato

“Saints are sinners who kept on going.”

        — Robert Louis Stevenson

“The reward for conformity is that everyone likes you but yourself.”

        — Rita Mae Brown