“Don’t let people drive you crazy when you know it’s in walking distance.”

        — Unknown

“On my best days I know there is God.”

        — Gordon Atkinson

“Santa Claus has the right idea – visit people only once a year.”

        — Victor Borge

“Fortunately excitement is one of the contagious things children carry.”

        — Tatu Saloranta (@cowtowncoder)

“Men argue, nature acts.”

        — Voltaire

“Be careful of your thoughts; they may become words at any moment.”

        — Ira Gassen

“Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it.”

        — Unknown

“It wasn’t until late in life that I discovered how easy it is to say ‘I don’t know’.”

        — W. Somerset Maugham

“I praise loudly, I blame softly.”

        — Catherine the Great

“Music is an outburst of the soul.”

        — Frederick Delius

“Your religion is what you do when the sermon is over.”

        — H. Jackson Brown Jr.

“To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there’s no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.”

        — Jack Handey

“I may not be there yet, but I’m closer than I was yesterday.”

        — Unknown

“The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.”

        — Lane Olinghouse

“Indecision becomes decision with time.”

        — Unknown

“When you judge someone it doesn’t define who they are, it defines who you are”

        — Unknown

“I am the inferior of any man whose rights I trample underfoot.”

        — Horace Greeley

“A thousand words will not leave so deep an impression as one deed.”

        — Henrik Ibsen

“The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears that this is true.”

        — James Branch Cabell

He who think by the inch,
and talk by the mile,
ought to be kicked by the foot.

“Respect for the truth is an acquired taste.”

        — Mark van Doren

“God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages”

        — Jacques Deval

“The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.”

        — W. M. Lewis

“I have 1,500 Facebook friends, and I don’t know who any of them are.”

        — Unknown #

“Progress always involves risks. You can’t steal second base and keep your foot on first.”

        — Frederick B. Wilcox

“Someday humanity will defeat Skynet by installing iTunes and McAfee on it.”

        — Lowell (@howtogeek)

“Good things come to those who bait.”

“Like I’ve always said, love wouldn’t be blind if the braille weren’t so damned much fun.”

        — Armistead Maupin, Maybe the Moon

“Never wear anything that panics the cat.”

        — P. J. O’Rourke

“I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.”

        — George Best