“The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.”

        — Mark Russell

“A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.”

        — William Faulkner

“If everything seems under control, you’re just not going fast enough.”

        — Mario Andretti

“For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.”

        — H. L. Mencken

“For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.”

        — Clifton Fadiman

“The ABC’s of Life: Accept differences; Be kind; Clear your browser history.”

        — Caprice Crane (@capricecrane) #

“It is wise to keep in mind that no success or failure is necessarily final.”

        — Unknown