“I married beneath me - all women do.”

        — Nancy Astor

“No, no, you’re not thinking; you’re just being logical.”

        — Niels Bohr

“I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu.”

        — Jane Wagner

“For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.”

        — Clifton Fadiman

“If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.”

        — Derek Bok

“Politics is when people choose their words and actions based on how they want others to react rather than based on what they really think.”

        — Patrick Lencioni, The Five Dysfunctions of a Team

“He who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead; his eyes are closed.”

        — Albert Einstein

“The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything, or nothing.”

        — Nancy Astor

“In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.”

        — Mignon McLaughlin

“There are two seasons in Scotland: June and winter.”

        — Billy Connolly

We have not succeeded in answering all your problems.

The answers we have found only serve to raise a whole set of new questions.

In some ways we feel we are as confused as ever, but we believe we are confused on a higher level and about more important things.

        — Unknown

“A lie has speed, but truth has endurance.”

        — Edgar J. Mohn

If anyone tells you that such a person speaks ill of you, don’t make excuses about what is said of you, but answer: “He does not know my other faults, else he would not have mentioned only these.”

        — Epictetus

“I am no longer willing to drive toward the future, using the rear-view mirror as my means of navigation.”

        — Anthony Robbins

“The most valuable commodity of the twenty-first century will be undivided attention.”

        — Phil Cooke

“To know what is right and not do it is the worst cowardice.”

        — Confucius

“The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it.”

        — Flannery O’Connor

“Stand at the brink of despair, and when you see that you cannot bear it anymore, draw back a little, and have a cup of tea.”

        — Sophrony Sakharov

“A company that focuses solely on profits ultimately betrays both itself and society.”

        — Bill Hewlett and David Packard

“The best way to sound like you know what you’re talking about is to know what you’re talking about.”

        — Unknown

“Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.”

        — Unknown

“I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.”

        — Groucho Marx

“People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.”

        — Unknown