“What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.”

        — Oscar Wilde

“There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.”

        — Will Rogers

“The Internet is a marvellous tool for finding solutions to problems I never had prior to the Internet.”

        — Unknown

“If you have a parrot and you don’t teach it to say, ‘Help, they’ve turned me into a parrot’, you are wasting everybody’s time.”