“Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?”

        — Ernest Gaines

“As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit – and parking as close to the stadium as possible.”

        — Bill Vaughan

“O Lord, help me not to despise or oppose what I do not understand.”

        — William Penn

“We want structures that serve people, not people serving structures.”

        — May 1968 Graffiti #

“Telling a programmer there’s already a library to do X is like telling a songwriter there’s already a song about love.”

        — Pete Cordell

“A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation.”

        — Howard Scott

“A Platypus is a duck designed by a committee.”

        — Unknown