“Books are uniquely portable magic.”

        — Stephen King

“It’s only impossible if you stop to think about it!”

        — The Pirates! Band of Misfits

“So long as there’s a jingle in your head, television isn’t free.”

        — Jason Love

“I can think of no more stirring symbol of man’s humanity to man than a fire engine.”

        — Kurt Vonnegut

“No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.”

        — Dave Barry

“Feelings are much like waves, we can’t stop them from coming, but we can choose which one to surf.”

        — Jonatan Mårtensson

“One accurate measurement is worth more than a thousand expert opinions.”

        — Grace Hopper