“It’s easy to make someone’s day just by being uncommonly pleasant to them.”

        — David Cain

“The cat could very well be man’s best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.”

        — Doug Larson

“If you are using PowerPoint to even 25% of its potential, your presentation will probably suck.”

        — Karl Seguin, Goodbye Microsoft Office #

“If everything seems under control, you’re just not going fast enough.”

        — Mario Andretti

“I can’t understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I’m frightened of the old ones.”

        — John Cage

“The wages of sin are death, but after they take the taxes out, it’s more like a tired feeling.”

        — Paula Poundstone

“I may not be there yet, but I’m closer than I was yesterday.”

        — Unknown